Some people say oysters tastes like pussy.
I say yes. Hahaha


I feel like every time I see a new face it’s a new potential home for my penis


I really liked the first matrix movie. It was so good and that means that everything after that will be shit.
I feel the same way about 9/11. Al-Qaeda went too big too fast.


im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing








upgraders:

literally being slept on is nice



stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.


Anonymous asked: "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Well my pinky toe is kinda pointy but that’s about it.