I feel like every time I see a new face it’s a new potential home for my penis
I really liked the first matrix movie. It was so good and that means that everything after that will be shit.
I feel the same way about 9/11. Al-Qaeda went too big too fast.
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
Well my pinky toe is kinda pointy but that’s about it.